Werey Re O! Man Wears ‘Transparent’ Outfit In Public, Shows Off Manhood (Photo)

 

Just recently in an undisclosed area, a young man was spotted feeling cool with himself as she wears a ‘nylon’ inspired jumpsuit.

The man was seen wearing a transparent jumpsuit with white at the collar and at the wrist, he was also rocking a white sneakers, gold crown, a neck piece and some dollar notes which looked like ‘breast pocket.’

Not only was he showing off his body in the nylon inspired jumpsuit but he could be seen showing off his ‘manhood’, in a white pants with rubber holdings by the side.

Abeg what it the name of this outfit?

Recession Whala!!! Did This Couple Use Jollof Rice As Wedding Cake? Be The Judge! (Photo)

Due to the rise of dollar and depreciation of naira, Nigerians have devised new ways of surviving without being much affected with the ongoing recession in the country.

However, the picture of a couple who baked Jollof rice in replacement of a proper wedding cake as gone viral on the internet, as they were seen with the MC and other members of their family and friends standing behind the ‘rice cake’. The rice was seen in a calabash with a piece of smocked fish.

According to the picture, it is obvious that the couple cannot afford to bake a proper wedding cake because the prices of flour, butter, icing sugar, eggs and other ingredients have gone up.

See Photo below!!

 

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LOL! If These Memes Don’t Make You Happy, Something Is Wrong With You! [Photos + Videos]

 

There are moments in life you just have to ignore the worries and get yourself happy, no matter how your problem is, attacking it with a welcome smile in readiness to fight it is one of the greatest solutions in life.

DOn’t ever forget you have all reasons to smile and its your 100% right. Below are the pictures that can make you smile for the rest of today:

 

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Is she not truly in bra?

 

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Mehn! I can’t imagine also!!!

 

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Who told this little boy how he was born?

 

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When you got the answer right but would still fail

And then, check some videos below to spark up your day:

Different Types Of Girls You Meet At The Club

He Ran Out Of Jubilation After Scoring And Decided To Twerk, Got Yellow Card Aftermath.

Which one is your favorite? Do not ever forget to smile always and enjoy the rest of your day!!!

Unbelievable! Prof Wole Soyinka Needs Help With This Puzzle As He Bumps Into Akpos

Akpos vs Prof Wole Soyinka (Nobel Laureate and one of Nigeria’s intelligentsia) :
Akpos & Prof Wole Soyinka sitting next to each other on a long flight…
Akpos says, “Let’s play a game… I will ask you a question, if you get the answer correctly, I will reward you with $300 only and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $10”
Prof Wole Soyinka says, “You see Akpos, I have no intention at all to obfuscate or envelope you in a state of orgamoga. But son, why’s a raven like a writing desk?
Akpos doesn’t say a word, reaches his pocket, pulls out a $10.
Now, it’s Akpos’ turn…
He asks Prof:
Then I was not in existence but I am indelibly to be even now! No one ever saw me not even my siblings St. Stephen and Dguy, nor ever will. And yet I am the assurance of all the animate beings.

What am I?

Prof Wole Soyinka searches the net and asks all his smart friends…
After one hour he gives Akpos $300. Curious and going nuts, Prof asks, “well son, so

what could be the answer”
Akpos reaches his pocket and gives Prof $10!

The first person to unriddle Akpos’ question to Prof, gets ₦3,000 and if the individual gets the originated source alongside with the puzzle, there will be an addendum of extra ₦2,000, in total, ₦5,000 for grab!

You have just a day to produce the rightful answer(s)

Some Funny Nigeria Political Jokes To Make You Laugh Out Loud [Buhari, Osinbajo, Lai..]

1. BIAFRA THING
Osibanjo: Baba, Olamide of YBNL Said That He runs mainland, should I go and arrest him before he starts something like biafra?

Buhari: Don’t worry, I will handle his case personally.

Buhari: Olamideee, finally we met. Are you the guy that wants to start something like biafra in mainland?

Olamide: No sir, It was a joke.

Buhari: You get luck, DSS for show you wetin fire dey do with rat ear.

2. PASTOR PRAYS RECHARGE CARD INTO PHONES
Osibanjo: Baba, A pastor just prayed recharge cards into phone?

Buhari: How?

Osibanjo: He prayed and recharge card entered his member’s phone

Buhari: Do they teach that in pastor school?

Osibanjo: No sir.

Buhari: Technically that is stealing, he stole from MTN and others. It is corruption, let me call obj.(on phone)OBJ, I heard that a pastor prayed credit into people’s phone, did something like that happen when you’re president?

OBJ: Nooo, it didn’t happen, pls handle this issue carefully oo, you know that people are criticizing you already. Why not call Jonathan? Many weird things happened when he was in power.

Buhari: Ok, I don’t want that man to corrupt my line but I think I need to call him, thanks for the advice, I will call him and buy a new line afterwards(hangs up, dials GEJ)Hello Jona, have you heard that a pastor prayed recharge card into people’s phones?

GEJ: Yes I have.

Buhari: Is that not corruption?

GEJ: It is called magic, not corruption Mr president.

Buhari: Do you know what magic can do to a broke country? Didn’t you watch Merlin?

GEJ: Magic is not corruption MR president, if you think say nah lie, ask Deziani Ali-(phone clicks)

Buhari: Nonsense, ask Deziani kee, you for tell me to go book appointment with corruption itself. (turns to Osibanjo) pls buy me a new line, this one is corrupt, pls tell the DSS to arrest the Pastor and detain him until all his church members return the looted credit.

3. PASTOR TURNS BOTTLED WATER TO WINE
Lai Mohamed: Mr president are you on YouTube?

Buhari: No, my Facebook is not working, what is happening on YouTube?

Lai: A PDP pastor just prayed over bottled water and it turned to wine and he sold 10 thousand bottles of it to some members of his church.

Buhari: For how much?

Lai: 2k per bottle.

Buhari: That’s exploitation and corruption. Did he register the wine with NAFDAC?

Lai: No Mr President.

Buhari: Then tell DSS to arrest him immediately for selling fake and unbranded wine to vulnerable Nigerians. I will contact NAFDAC chairman immediately.

I wiѕh уоu everything your drеаmѕ create Dguy, because yоur imаginаtiоn is grеаt!
Happy Birthday Buddy!!

The 22 things to do to drive men crazy!

1. Do not say what you mean. Ever.
2. Be ambiguous. Always.
3. Cry. Cry often. Tell them it`s their fault.
4. Bring things up that were said, done, or thought months or years ago.
5. Make them apologize for everything.
6. Stash feminine products in their backpacks and in their books as cute reminders that you were thinking of them.
7. Gossip. Gossip about everything that walks.
8. Play Alanis Morissette`s “You Outta Know,” loud. Look at them Smile.
9. Look them in the eye and start laughing.
10. Cry.
11. Get mad at them for everything.
12. Discuss your period in front of them. Watch them squirm.
13. Hold grudges.
14. Demand to be e-mailed. Often. Whine when they don`t comply.
15. When complimented, make sure to be paranoid. Take nothing at face value.
16. Use daddy as a weapon. Tell them about his gun collection, his quick trigger finger, and his affection for his “little princess.”
17. Be late for everything. Yell if they`re late.
18. Talk about your ex-boyfriend 24-7. Compare and contrast.
19. Go everywhere in groups, especially the bathroom. Do nothing alone. Independence is a sign of weakness.
20. Cry.
21. Make them guess what you want and then get mad when they`re wrong.
22. Plan little relationship anniversaries, i. e. the monthly anniversary of the time you saw each other in the library. . . for five minutes. Then get mad at them for forgetting. Then cry.

Joke,Joke funny jokes

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🎩”An Elder announced, “If you know your wife is controlling you, move to the left”. All the men in the Hall moved to left except one man .

The Elder was happy there was at least one strong man, and asked, “How come your wife can’t control you? “The man quietly replied, “it’s my wife who told me not to move”. 😆 😆😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆…lol….–

 

 

Good day 🍞☕

A 5yrs old girl asked her mother:

‘ Mummy do all angels fly? Her mother replied;

“Yes…. they do and why do you ask?”

The girl said when you went to the saloon yesterday to make your hair,  Daddy called our housemaid “My angel”  Mummy will she fly?

Mummy replied….

“Yes dear! She will fly back to her village tomorrow and she will never return again” 😃😃😃………-=-

 

 

 

Some Nigerian Parents Will Put….

*BEWARE OF DOGS* On Their Gate When Their Daughter is 18-22yrs……..!!!!

But When She is 30yrs And Not Yet Married, They Will Change It To *ICE BLOCK IS Sold…..-=-♠

 

I can neva forget 12th of October,It was lyk a dream how it all happened It stl hurts me dat I wnt c u again.😧😧,I blame mysf for your premature death I can remember hw we met infront of Makarfi Plaza ..u were strong and full of energy,we accepted each oda on our first date…

Dis life is a mystery U helped me forget my neighbor weneva they are making a hell of noise U gave me peace nd make me listen to ur lovely voice till 12th Oct wen d unforgettable happened,We were on a bike heading to Sabo and u fell off from d bike…I wasn’t xo fast to catch u wen a moving truck crushed u before my eyes…”My Earpiece“…dia z nothing lyk follow come earpiece …adieu earpiece…I will miss you 😩…..-=–